KNITTING>> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the >freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde >behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his >flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on >his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S >A SCARF!"
For all you fellow knitters. Don't Knit & Drive!
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I am a self-professed craftaholic. I am a sock artist creating sock monkeys or sock aliens out of socks. I am going to start a line of plush pillow characters soon. I also have a passion for knitting. I truly think I am yarn-possessed. In the past my best friend has been my glue gun and I hear my sewing machine calling my name. Stay tuned ...
Upcoming Spring Craft Shows
- Handmade Mafia - March 19 10am 8318-104 Street-4pm Strathcona Baptist Church
- Make It A Handmade Revolution
- Or visit my website
- You can find me on Etsy
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